Billy Bonga?

Money and candy for Billy Bowden?
Don't be alarmed, but Billy Bowden could soon be selling sweets to children. The flamboyant umpire, already the face of the Arthritis New Zealand campaign, has now been snapped up as a brand personality by Indian communications agency Creatigies. "We felt that here was a guy who could appeal to the child - candy, chewing gum, energy drinks - or the financial sector," said Creatigies CEO Navroze Dhondy, who then related the following tale: "Today we met for lunch in a mall in a suburb of Delhi. He was mobbed in his Bermudas and t-shirt. He was immediately recognised. Girls and children came running to him, saying: "We love you, you are so good, we love the way you give a 4 or a 6." And how, pray tell us Mr Dhondy, does Billy take the attention? "He loves it."

Is he security cleared to work with children?

How come you only post stories? I've never seen you have a proper conversation on here.

He's missing his old mucker Laggers...

Not really, Been busy with work and studying for MS exams. Also there are better websites out there who pay me to do surveys etc. Time is money, you see

Images of Steve Randell popped up when I read that story

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:How come you only post stories? I've never seen you have a proper conversation on here.

A bit of pot, kettle, black here I think.

Billy Bonga?

I prefer his brother, Packa.