Soft Kiwi fruits

http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/engvnz/content/current/story/352699.html

They are dropping like flies!

Send them out to Wales for some refreshment!

http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/engvnz/content/player/38373.html

That's a very unflattering picture.....

PearlJ wrote:http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/engvnz/content/player/38373.html

That's a very unflattering picture.....

and he beats up medics!

Anniyan wrote:

PearlJ wrote:http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/engvnz/content/player/38373.html

That's a very unflattering picture.....

and he beats up medics!

...and windows.

PearlJ wrote:http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/engvnz/content/player/38373.html

That's a very unflattering picture.....

No, he's just a fat c*nt.

Ryder desersves everything he gets. It's not that long ago when (in the middle of a stupendous sulk) he announced that he wanted to play for England.

Bad luck Kiwis: you're stuck with the pr*ck!

Bad luck Kiwis: you're stuck with the pr*ck!

And even worse luck for them is that he's one of their most naturally gifted batsmen, and considering their meagre resources, they're obliged to keep picking him when he's fit.

Henry wrote:

Bad luck Kiwis: you're stuck with the pr*ck!

And even worse luck for them is that he's one of their most naturally gifted batsmen, and considering their meagre resources, they're obliged to keep picking him when he's fit.

"When" being the operative word.

Funniest Ryder moment to date is that attempted diving catch when he flew through the air with all the grace of a pig!