Oi MB...

Devon is way out of it then. Might as well be in Cronwall.

Alastair Cook hit his first six in Test cricket over the winter in NZ. He must've had near enough 2000 runs to his name before he finally planted one in the crowd.

A top-edged pull over the wicket-keeper, of course. Useless crab.

And to think we're convinced he can open in JAMODI's

With Phil Mustard! A crab and a hacker. You couldn't make it up.

I'm not having this hacker roobish you perpetuate against the Colonel...

14.85 in FC matches this season.

24.75 in one-day games this season.

Last season was just a fluke. He's a slogger. A hacker. A clubber.

JKLever wrote:I'm not having this hacker roobish you perpetuate against the Colonel...

Over-rated County Slogger

Also applies to Benning, Pettini and Loye.

I'll revise my position after ratface has played in the 5 ODI's coming up.

PearlJ wrote:

JKLever wrote:I'm not having this hacker roobish you perpetuate against the Colonel...

Over-rated County Slogger

Also applies to Benning, Pettini and Loye.

Someone actually 'rates' Pettini?

JKLever wrote:

PearlJ wrote:

JKLever wrote:I'm not having this hacker roobish you perpetuate against the Colonel...

Over-rated County Slogger

Also applies to Benning, Pettini and Loye.

Someone actually 'rates' Pettini?

'tis impossible. The only place Pettini has been any good is ICC3 where he is some sort of God.

JKLever wrote:I'll revise my position after ratface has played in the 5 ODI's coming up.

Shouldn't even be in the squad. If they're backing Ambrose for the Test team, they might as well give him the ODI gig too as he's dynamite in that format of the game.

Topped the batting averages in List A last season @ (off the top of my head) 70.

PearlJ wrote:

JKLever wrote:I'm not having this hacker roobish you perpetuate against the Colonel...

Over-rated County Slogger

Also applies to Benning, Pettini and Loye.

Tolkien gave them their due respect ...

Orcshire ...