The site that hosts the images is having a bit of a spaz...

by Dello on Sun 25 May 2008, 08:49

... which is why everything looks so shite around here.

Just a quick FYI from your friendly, iron-fisted master.

by Lara Lara Laughs on Sun 25 May 2008, 08:58

Now that this thread has served its purpose, I suggest we now use it to post amusing (and shockingly misogynistic) sex acts from the Urban dictionary.

Alligator f*ckhouse

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

The Fluoride Treatment

When you unload half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush a bitch's teeth with it.

by horace on Sun 25 May 2008, 09:01

to what end are you doing this LLL?

by Lara Lara Laughs on Sun 25 May 2008, 09:02

I feel it's an end in itself.

by Guest on Sun 25 May 2008, 09:06

I love the UD. It's never failed to make me laugh out loud yet.

by horace on Sun 25 May 2008, 09:07

fair enough....**sneaks quietly away for another cocoa**

by Lara Lara Laughs on Sun 25 May 2008, 09:07

Oi. Who asked you? Don't make me give you the Fluoride Treatment.

by horace on Sun 25 May 2008, 09:21

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Oi. Who asked you? Don't make me give you the Fluoride Treatment.

rofl...**ancient old roman fairly galloping for his cocoa now**...twill be my 4th and i have run out of the extra additives...and so keen for sleep now i'm actually reading your posts

by Zat on Sun 25 May 2008, 09:45

get ****** horrie, go find a kero bath to play in.

by horace on Sun 25 May 2008, 10:03

hmmn...that is the product that is missing...btw fleas is the new bevo not the new marto

by Zat on Sun 25 May 2008, 10:04

You say TAYPOC, I say TAYPOC...

by horace on Sun 25 May 2008, 10:07

i think hughes should be on the next plane over there

by Zat on Sun 25 May 2008, 10:09

Sorry, I just couldn't read past you saying 'i think'...

by horace on Sun 25 May 2008, 10:11

i got up to the bit where you claimed capacity to read...spose it came before the bit where you claimed a full set of hair

by Guest on Sun 25 May 2008, 10:12

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