Re: Smith on the IPL

by Brass Monkey on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:28

tac wrote:
laddies?

Any hole's a goal.

by tac on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:29

Brass Monkey wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Steal a tartan suit ... sling a sporan round yer waist ... wear a cocked tam o'shanter ... look like an arsehole ...
sing like a neutered cat ... and call yourself a Bay City Roller ...

Or else, put on a blue dress, carry a placard saying "Up yours Galtieri" and go proudly as Maggie Thatcher ...

.... oh wait .... is this "do" at your Socialist Club ? Not prudent to go as the latter!!

I would go as a Bay City Roller, but I don't want JKL to fancy me.

Aye, it is at the Labour Club... it might be a f'kin good gag to go as Mag.

So your rip-roaring social life is actually you and a couple of old blokes in flat caps discussing the the disparities in division of wealth over a half-pint down the labour club?

by Merlin on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:30

tac wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
Or was it Gatting who was the cokehead? I'm too tired to think straight. But the coke would probably be welcome even if you went as Maggie Thatcher.

It's a bit of a frivolous prop - 40 quid. I may as well try and sex all the ladies by going as Adam Ant if I were goin to spend that much

laddies?

FFS ... He's thinking of going as Adam Ant you pillock, NOT Gary Glitter.

by Brass Monkey on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:30

tac wrote:So your rip-roaring social life is actually you and a couple of old blokes in flat caps discussing the the disparities in division of wealth over a half-pint down the labour club?

Nah, it's my friend's 30th. She got to hire it for free.

by tac on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:31

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
laddies?

Any hole's a goal.

Watch out you don't lose 2-3 on own goals then . . .

by Brass Monkey on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:34

tac wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
laddies?

Any hole's a goal.

I can't shag my own shitebox. Medical fact.

Watch out you don't lose 2-3 on own goals then . . .

by Merlin on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:36

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
laddies?

Any hole's a goal.

I can't shag my own shitebox. Medical fact.

Watch out you don't lose 2-3 on own goals then . . .

tac doesn't deal in facts Laughing

by tac on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:37

Merlin wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
laddies?

Any hole's a goal.

I can't shag my own shitebox. Medical fact.

Watch out you don't lose 2-3 on own goals then . . .

tac doesn't deal in facts

Phurt . . . I wouldn't put anything past Danny . . .

by Merlin on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:38

Would?

Or wouldn't?

by Red on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:38

taipan wrote:
Red wrote:Somehow this thread has veered off topic.

We're waiting for the photo

I've popped it into my bag to take to work tomorrow.

by taipan on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:39

Red wrote:
taipan wrote:
Red wrote:Somehow this thread has veered off topic.

We're waiting for the photo

I've popped it into my bag to take to work tomorrow.

Can't wait.

by Merlin on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:40

Red wrote:
taipan wrote:
Red wrote:Somehow this thread has veered off topic.

We're waiting for the photo

I've popped it into my bag to take to work tomorrow.

So, do tell ... who is the chick on your avatar, Red?

by Brass Monkey on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:41

tac wrote:
Phurt . . . I wouldn't put anything past Danny . . .

Well, just don't give me class 'A's and expect me to keep my hands to myself... that's all I'll say.

by doremi on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:41

Minki van der whatsername

by Red on Tue 13 May 2008, 02:42

Merlin wrote:
Red wrote:
taipan wrote:
Red wrote:Somehow this thread has veered off topic.

We're waiting for the photo

I've popped it into my bag to take to work tomorrow.

So, do tell ... who is the chick on your avatar, Red?

The rather rotund South African captain's erstwhile squeeze.

Don't worry, my pic will only be up for a short time and then the current avatar will return so the blokes can ogle her tits.