Re: 9th September 2007

by taipan on Tue 13 May 2008, 18:47

True, in case they poked my eye out

by Guest on Tue 13 May 2008, 23:08

Only one eye?

:tongue:

by Lara Lara Laughs on Wed 28 May 2008, 03:17

I saw Rob Key give birth to a six pack of mars bars. Came out like a rack of ribs, it did.

by Guest on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:14

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I saw Rob Key give birth to a six pack of mars bars. Came out like a rack of ribs, it did.

A very poor attempt at getting your name on the front page LLL Laughing

by Lara Lara Laughs on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:32

I'm serial!

This is Key's default face:

And this is his face after he gave birth:

Only the birth of several mars bars could result in such a dramatic transformation.

by Guest on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:34

Naff off this thread. You'll NEVER get a star like mine.......

by Lara Lara Laughs on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:35

by Guest on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:39

I don't even like mars.

by Lara Lara Laughs on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 14:41

Well I'm sure Bobby will be devastated.

by lardbucket on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 20:08

Was Key's litter of Mars Bars au naturel or deep fried?

by Guest on Sun 01 Jun 2008, 20:27

Oooh, now you're talking!

by Big_Bad_Bob on Mon 23 Jun 2008, 03:22

Daniel Vettori and I once gave each other a fright as I bumped into him coming down the stairs of the Radcliffe Road end at Trent Bridge. Seconds later I walked out of the ground on to Bridgford Road where Jermaine Pennant was going like a bat out of hell on his bicycle along the pavement, and he had to swerve to avoid me.

This must have been around 2003 when Vettori had a short spell at Notts if I recall correctly. Pennant was with Arsenal at the time but must have been back home seeing friends / family.

The random nature of the two events coinciding still makes me chuckle to this day.

by Lara Lara Laughs on Thu 03 Jul 2008, 10:34

Pretty shit story compared to my Rob Key one, Bob.

by Gary 111 on Thu 03 Jul 2008, 10:39

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Daniel Vettori and I once gave each other a fright as I bumped into him coming down the stairs of the Radcliffe Road end at Trent Bridge. Seconds later I walked out of the ground on to Bridgford Road where Jermaine Pennant was going like a bat out of hell on his bicycle along the pavement, and he had to swerve to avoid me.

This must have been around 2003 when Vettori had a short spell at Notts if I recall correctly. Pennant was with Arsenal at the time but must have been back home seeing friends / family.

The random nature of the two events coinciding still makes me chuckle to this day.

I had something similar when I bumped into international cricketers Michael Vaughan (England), Jacques Rudolph (South Africa), and Tim Bresnan (England) all on the same day. Not only that - they were in the same bar!

Not only that, earlier that day I had seen Inzamam ul-Haq (Pakistan) being driven down the street very slowly.

On the same day! What are the chances?!