Warne to Captain / Coach Jaipur

Will Smith make the playing eleven

Will Smith is in the squad?

Boom shake the f*cking room.

Or, in other words, get jiggy wit it.

chidiya te naal baaz ladaava,
tahe gur gobind singh naam kahava

I shall make sparrows fight hawks,
only then shall you call me Guru Gobind Singh*

Warney's performance with the Jaipur team, lifting a side consisting of nobodies like Asnodkar, Sidharth Trivedi, Neeraj Patel (came good in match against Mumbai, the first one he played in), inconsistent off/on performers like Yusuf Pathan, Sohail Tanvir, Shane Watson. And the temperamental moody Munaf is nothing short of a miracle.

the bani (couplet) above truly refers to Warney as well.

*Xth Sikh Guru-Wikipedia Link

Warne is one of the best "Man manager" cricketing coaches I have come across. Add in his playing prowesses as well and he is simply the jewel in the crown for the "Raj"asthani team.

And not to mention his main adversary Smith.

Super effort from Warne. Looks like the overweight SA skipper won't play in the final having done two hammies in the past week. I suggest he trims down.

I suggest you dont know much about hamstring injuries ...but do know a lot about not letting facts get in the way of a chance to rant about Smith

Sage.