So is the UK going to nuke

That was the point I was making.

taipan wrote:Pack Forum: One or more people who blame Skully for anyeverything.

OK, fixed for you, then.

Dropping an A bomb on the Argies seems a waste of a good nuke to me.

However, you would have the advantage of the fallout blowing over South Africa, Australia and New Zealand, Baz. Then you'd have to play against Teenage Mutant Squinty Qunts.

BHP Billiton have found oil off the coast, apparently that pushes people to war - no, I mean there's 'WMDs' in the sea. Fact is Falklanders don't want to be Argentinian (who would?). Fact is they've got a really bullsh!t claim to sovereignty. Fact is Timerman is a shitbag. But, it's all a lot of bollocks so nobody has to worry.

skully wrote:However, you would have the advantage of the fallout blowing over South Africa, Australia and New Zealand, Baz. Then you'd have to play against Teenage Mutant Squinty Qunts.

Prolly gie us more of a test than the present squinty Qunts would!

I thought Bell and Trott already nuked Dubai.

Brass Monkey wrote:Timerman is a shitbag. But, it's all a lot of bollocks so nobody has to worry.

Had to laugh when I saw an article that had him talking about 'indigenous populations'. Like Timerman is one of those well known Amerindian names eh

skully wrote:Does the UK hold the launch codes for "their" arsenal? Seems only fair.

Does Arsene Wenger hold the launch codes for Arsenal? He appears to have mislaid them this season or am I on the wrong thread?

Allan D wrote:

skully wrote:Does the UK hold the launch codes for "their" arsenal? Seems only fair.

Does Arsene Wenger hold the launch codes for Arsenal? He appears to have mislaid them this season or am I on the wrong thread?

Yep. Winger knows SFA obout American politics.

krikri wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Timerman is a shitbag. But, it's all a lot of bollocks so nobody has to worry.

Had to laugh when I saw an article that had him talking about 'indigenous populations'. Like Timerman is one of those well known Amerindian names eh

Indigenous populations? What is the ethnicity of the population indigenous to the Falklands?

Penguin, apparently!

We'll do them a swap deal - the Falklands for Lionel Messi. That would make the new England manager's task slightly easier!

Big Dog wrote:The Pom Nukes probably won't work anyway. They hav'nt tested one since they nuked us in the 50's.

I think they were all sold for scrap, and recycled into chav jewellery.