New Zealand v Zimbabwe, 1st T20, Auckland, 11 February, 2012

FFS.

And there's 2 of these farkers.

What's the record t20I total?

6-260 by Sri Lanka v Kenya in this game

Something for the Sheep to aim at.

Should have guessed it was SL. They have the record in all 3 forms, no? No one bashes a minnow like the Lankans.

Yes, SL are spectacular minnow munchers. Not long after the 438 game, they managed to rape the Dutch on a toy ground.

Only consolation for the Zimbots is that the shorter the form, the closer the teams usually are together.

Zimbots to win by 6 wickets today.

Zimbabwe batting, they'll win by 50 runs today.

Shame. All the interest in the game has now gone.

Masakadza you beauty. 2/36 off 5

There was a wrong decision against both bowler and batsman in a single ball. Only in NZ. The decision against the batsman was changed by the 3rd Umpire in due course. Can't they overturn non wicket taking wrong no balls?

8/159
It's a match. Still a match for NZ to win though.

If the snoozers lose this it will undo all the kudos they got from jagging a win against us in Hobart.

Good start by the Dimbots in defending 159. Snoozies 2-25, with Mukka back in the sheds for a duck.

One feels the Zimmers are about 50 short of a defendable target but.

Guptill and Williamson running some quick singles...

1 4 1 . 6 . | . 1 . 6 4 2 | 1 1 1 1wd 1wd 2 . . | 1 6 . 1 4 4

All over in 16.5 overs. Guptill and Williamson added 137 (5th highest partnership ever in JAMITTs) before Kane ran himself out with a handful to get. Guptill smote an unbeaten 91. So apparently he can catch (Fuse) and bat (Zimmers) against sh!t.

Join us for more hi-jinx next Tuesday.