xmas forum 07 awards

[horace]

i think we should have some awards...i'll start with three


surender goel - 'microscope makers award' for relentless focus on indian cricket shared with josh for his relentless focus on the indian Cricket Board

WIFAN - 'stick like glue' award for steadfast support for windies cricket

Dello - Forum peace prize for maintaining some semblance of order

[Zat]

horace - recipient of the most 'get ******'s and '****** off's

[Zat]

Ooooh, now there's something Dello missed. If you used the f-word with ed's on the end, it still slips through...

[horace]

i do try to take pride in my work...but the lack of challenge from certain spivs/napoleons, mudges and waboys makes it difficult to keep up the standards

[Zat]

i do try to take pride in my work

Thanks horrie, now I'll be left with a metal image of you standing over the bowl admiring one of your own turds for the rest of the day. Great.

I'm outta here.

[furriner]

Why did you have to share that image with us then, Zat. Christ, I can't get it out of my head now.

[furriner]

Now that we're getting scatological, Salvador Dali wrote a couple pages on how he knew he was in perfect health in middle age by examining his turds. In his dissolute and drunken youth they used to be (quoting from memory now) ' a spatter' , but as he grew older they were well 'formed and shapely'.

Happy to share that with you.

[tac]

I like the one's when they snap off so cleanly you don't even need to wipe. That, my friends, is a turd to admire!

[tac]

Now that we're getting scatological, Salvador Dali wrote a couple pages on how he knew he was in perfect health in middle age by examining his turds. In his dissolute and drunken youth they used to be (quoting from memory now) ' a spatter' , but as he grew older they were well 'formed and shapely'.

Happy to share that with you.

A case of art imitating nature . . .

[JKLever]

What a sh!tty thread

[furriner]

Now that we're getting scatological, Salvador Dali wrote a couple pages on how he knew he was in perfect health in middle age by examining his turds. In his dissolute and drunken youth they used to be (quoting from memory now) ' a spatter' , but as he grew older they were well 'formed and shapely'.

Happy to share that with you.

A case of art imitating nature . . .

Yeah, he seems to have studied his turd so closely, we'll never know what really went into those melting clocks. Or how he waxed that fine mush.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

I've done 4 poos in the last 2 hours. They were all splattery and I can feel another brewing. It makes it very difficult to get this essay done.

[tac]

I've done 4 poos in the last 2 hours. They were all splattery and I can feel another brewing. It makes it very difficult to get this essay done.

More of a Jackson Pollock than a Picasso.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Nah, it's just a dump, not art.

[Zat]

I like the one's when they snap off so cleanly you don't even need to wipe. That, my friends, is a turd to admire!

The stoopid old wog must drop a couple of those a day then.