seems to be a dearth of Henry today

not much activity today from the otherwise prolific Mudge...

So having a life outside this forum is not allowed?

FYI horrie old mate, if you'd bothered to check, you'd see I already made my comments regarding England's woeful performance in Dubai yesterday evening.

phew...we were starting to get worried...yes saw your last posts and given their tenor we were worried they sounded like "the Last Post"

Where's Lever eh? No-one seemed to take SG's or Vikas' or *insert Indian forummer here* excuse for 'life'.

Brass Monkey wrote:Where's Lever eh? No-one seemed to take SG's or Vikas' or *insert Indian forummer here* excuse for 'life'.

Cheering on Alex Salmond and preparing for an independent Scotland perhaps!

I was thinking more sobbing and self-harming after Belfohl™ shat his bits.

Belfohl™ shat Lever's bits? When did he eat them?

No wonder he's sobbing.

Is 'Belfohl™' actually the appropriate term at this moment?

I know Merlin and holcs at least would say that Bell IS in the form of his life; ie in the form that he's been in for most of his life ... but this implied sledge seems to demean the 'Belfohl™' tag.

I think Nasser and the boys started it, then horrie refreshed it when he tried to mix ODI and Test form together.... it has a new life... it was dying before that.

Belfohl? I'm pretty sure Nick Knight started it. What a c*nt.

He may have started it, but Nasser has been saying it since July every single time he can do.

Botham : "Get a life, Nas"

Nas : "Life? Well, let me tell you Sir Ian, Bell is in the form of his life."

I suppose I should make an appearance too, I'm afraid real life is my excuse as well though.

So everyone who chided th'Indians for not being here, cool with these English 'lifers'?

I wouldn't have even posted that if this subject hadn't been brought up. I genuinely have been really busy, started a new job recently and I now have a circle of friends in the Winchester area who I have been seeing in the spare time I do have.

Also just subscribed to The Old Republic which takes even more time from me.

You're lucky you get me for these 2 posts. Be thankful.

Edit: Actually you might get a couple more, just remembered a question I've been meaning to ask.

Mehhhh. Purely coincidental, I know. Same with everyone else who happens to have not been here whilst England have been getting pumped.