Deep heat

Cocked my neck up a bit and got some extra strong deep heat for it. I put too much on though and the fumes from it are making my eyes burn. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaark.

Sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don't have a wank until you have completely removed all traces of the Deep Heat from your hands.

Was about to say its not a good thing to get on your balls.

WideWally wrote:Sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don't have a wank until you have completely removed all traces of the Deep Heat from your hands.

Had a piss yesterday and still had some deep heat on my hands. Was horrible for about an hour.

I nearly killed myself with deep heat once. Finished footy, had a shower, opened pores and went a bit over the top with deep heat on thigh injury. Because of the lack of ventilation in the bathroom inwas using, my whole body went bright, lobster red and I was shaking uncontrollably for about an hour.

My mates had a good laugh about it afterwards.

F**k, sounds nasty .

I'm not quite that bad and the eyes seem to be getting back to normal now.

From the deep heat?

Going blind from deep heat is just an urban myth.

WideWally wrote:Sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don't have a wank until you have completely removed all traces of the Deep Heat from your hands.

taipan wrote:Was about to say its not a good thing to get on your balls.

vilkrang wrote:

WideWally wrote:Sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don't have a wank until you have completely removed all traces of the Deep Heat from your hands.

Had a piss yesterday and still had some deep heat on my hands. Was horrible for about an hour.

Sounds like few of us have had the old "didn't wash the hands well enough after using Deep Heat/DencoRub" problem.

Powerful stuff. I used to regularly bowl 25+ overs on a Satdy arvo (medium pace outswing/offcutters off 11 paces) and had a post bowling marathon ritual of a hot bath then rub the hammys/calves with Deep Heat to try to avoid cramps. Lost count of the number of times I ended up with burning balls or c0ck after the hand washing was not thorough enough.

No wonder it is banned from the Women's Team's dressing room

The "C" stands for....

skully wrote:

WideWally wrote:Sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don't have a wank until you have completely removed all traces of the Deep Heat from your hands.

taipan wrote:Was about to say its not a good thing to get on your balls.

vilkrang wrote:

WideWally wrote:Sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don't have a wank until you have completely removed all traces of the Deep Heat from your hands.

Had a piss yesterday and still had some deep heat on my hands. Was horrible for about an hour.

Sounds like few of us have had the old "didn't wash the hands well enough after using Deep Heat/DencoRub" problem.

Powerful stuff. I used to regularly bowl 25+ overs on a Satdy arvo (medium pace outswing/offcutters off 11 paces) and had a post bowling marathon ritual of a hot bath then rub the hammys/calves with Deep Heat to try to avoid cramps. Lost count of the number of times I ended up with burning balls or c0ck after the hand washing was not thorough enough.

Jeez Skull, how many overs did you guys play on a Saturday afternoon?

the wicket keeper was the captain and skully fielded first slip when he wasn't bowling

It is logical he would do lots of bowling

But the implication is that Skully played a 50 over game on a Saturday afternoon. Either that or he bowled from both ends. And he will claim they were 8 ball overs.

In my comp we played over 2 saturdays - so 70-80overs each arvo

I am guessing skully meant every second saturday

My logic still stands though