Re: The Football Thread - 2011/12

by Zat on Mon 04 Jul 2011, 20:08

Ah well, time to roll this one out then...

What's the difference between gunmen in Togo and Arsenal fans?

Arsenal fans don't miss Adebayor.

by G.Wood on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 18:38

Won't the middle of Liverpool's middle be awfully crowded

by Dello on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:07

Charlie Adam's not that fat.

by G.Wood on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:10

won't he need to lard up to counteract the move from Blackpool to the norf

by taipan on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:13

G.Wood wrote:won't he need to lard up to counteract the move from Blackpool to the norf

Um, Blackpool is north of Liverpool.

by Dello on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:14

He's Scotch. He's already more lard than man. That's just how they've evolved.

by G.Wood on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:19

taipan wrote:
G.Wood wrote:won't he need to lard up to counteract the move from Blackpool to the norf

Um, Blackpool is north of Liverpool.

Crikey - who knew you could get me norf than Liverpool.

He can probanly lose weight then. Some scouse will probably nick it anyway

by Dello on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:26

They've been stung again, The Pool.

A combined £65ish million for Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam? Deary me.

Any clubs looking to make some money for old rope - flog a player to Liverpool. They're pissing it away on any old shite.

by taipan on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:30

Dello wrote:They've been stung again, The Pool.

A combined £65ish million for Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam? Deary me.

Any clubs looking to make some money for old rope - flog a player to Liverpool. They're pissing it away on any old shite.

Dalglish knows what he is doing.

by G.Wood on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:31

Dello wrote:They've been stung again, The Pool.

A combined £65ish million for Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam? Deary me.

Any clubs looking to make some money for old rope - flog a player to Liverpool. They're pissing it away on any old shite.

Makes Suarez look a bargain.

He must have been an accident

by taipan on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:34

G.Wood wrote:
Dello wrote:They've been stung again, The Pool.

A combined £65ish million for Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam? Deary me.

Any clubs looking to make some money for old rope - flog a player to Liverpool. They're pissing it away on any old shite.

Makes Suarez look a bargain.

He must have been an accident

According to his mother, yes.

by Dello on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 20:49

taipan wrote:
Dello wrote:They've been stung again, The Pool.

A combined £65ish million for Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam? Deary me.

Any clubs looking to make some money for old rope - flog a player to Liverpool. They're pissing it away on any old shite.

Dalglish knows what he is doing.

Yes. Pissing away someone else's hard-earned. On shite.

by Zat on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 01:21

That's always fun...

by beamer on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 06:05

Liverpool are signing all the central midfielders to stop Man Utd from having them, while United are signing all the wingers to stop Liverpool having them... this summer seems to be an exercise in signing players who you don't need or who might be first choice in a few years' time.

Hard to see who the big winners are, apart from Barcelona...

by JKLever on Sat 09 Jul 2011, 08:57

I see the 'Lionesses' take after the men...

a) get passed off the park and b) get knocked out in wc qf's & sf's on pens