Song Lyrics That Make You Cringe And/ Or Want To Throw Rocks

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

Uhh, fuzza, it's lady lumps, as in breas-s-s-s's and hips and arse. That sort of thing. But yeah defo. F*cking loathe those f*ckers.

Don't even get me started on Lady Gaga. Especially that:

RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA......

It's like oh, so 'we' don't even have to write lyrics anymore? And she's an 'artist'? Well, f*ck me dead, the world isn't going to end in 2012, it's already done. If I'd written and sang that sh!t, I'd have been laughed out of everywhere un-f*cking-believable. Seriously.

Brass Monkey wrote:

Don't even get me started on Lady Gaga. Especially that:

RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA......

It's like oh, so 'we' don't even have to write lyrics anymore? And she's an 'artist'? Well, f*ck me dead, the world isn't going to end in 2012, it's already done. If I'd written and sang that sh!t, I'd have been laughed out of everywhere un-f*cking-believable. Seriously.

It's all about how you look with a bit of meat inside on you...

Yeah? Oh well, now you put it like that....

Brass Monkey wrote:Uhh, fuzza, it's lady lumps, as in breas-s-s-s's and hips and arse. That sort of thing. But yeah defo. F*cking loathe those f*ckers.
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Know what the lyrics mean; more's the pity.

I'd be totally up for capital punishment for people who write and/ or sing songs like that.

But in your heart of hearts, can you REALLY say it's worse than:::::


There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!"; declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please";
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us"; they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said ";I feel fine";

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

OR:




I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
My lady in red (I love you.)

Or for that matter : ::::

I Should Have Known Better
(Diamond/Lyle)

And I should have known better
To lie to one as beautiful as you
Yeah I should have know better
To take a chance on ever, losing you
But I thought you'd understand
Can you forgive me????

I saw you walking by the other day
I know that you saw me you turned away
And I was lost
You see, I've never loved no one as much as you
I fooled around but tell me now just who, is hurting who

And I should have known better
To lie to one as beautiful as you
Yeah I should have known better
To take a chance on ever, losing you
But I thought you'd understand
Can you forgive me????

YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YI ......Should have known better
YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YI.......Should have known better

It's true, I took our love for granted all along
And trying to explain where I went wrong
I just don't know
I cry, but tears dont seem to help me carry on
And now there is no chance you'll come back home
Got too much pride

And I should have known better
To lie to one as beautiful as you
Yeah I should have known better
To take a chance on ever losing you
But I thought you'd understand
Can you forgive me?????
Oh yeah!!!!! .....

YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YI ......Should have known better
YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YI.......Should have known better

Oh na na na na na na - Love you!!!!!!!
Oh na na na na na na - Yeah!!!!!!!!

And I should have known better
To lie to one as beautiful as you .......

Gawd, from Boney M to De Burgh to Diamond,

I feel like puking.

furriner wrote:What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

At least this was wonderfully parodied in FOTC:

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin' at my junk, then checkin' out my rump, then back to my sugarlumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up
You probably think that my pants have the mumps
It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump
They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front

One that always makes me cringe is that dirge Angels by Robbie Williams:

and through it all she offers me protection
a lot of love and affection

Really, Robbie? A lot of love and affection?

And is there ever a worse start to an album than this?

Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber
May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown
I don't know what tune the orchestra played
But it went by me sickly sentimental

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

....all of James Blunts songs.

Almost anything released post-1990.

Except Eminem.