Swanny's knee

......is a funny shape according Flower (quote from Sky) and he is going to have two weeks rest and will not be available until the 6th ODI.

Why risk him FFS? Send him home and tell him to put his feet up until the WC.

A funny shape? It's bent.

It bends the wrong way.

But don't the knees of most avian creatures bend 'the wrong way'? Certainly the case for emus and ostriches.

Oh great, we get to see Tredwell bowl his gash. 7-0

He'll make Hauritz look like......................Swanny actually!!

He'll make Mike Yardy look like a frontline spinner...

He's from some backwater village in Northampton, Thrapston / Kislingbury / Creton or something... he's lucky he's got his spinning fingers.

Oops.

Zat wrote:But don't the knees of most avian creatures bend 'the wrong way'? Certainly the case for emus and ostriches.

No, they don't, what most people think is a bird's knee is actually the equivalent of a human ankle.

Brass Monkey wrote:He's from some backwater retarded place called Northampton where all the cretins live

Fixed.

No argument from me Lever, the amount of slabheads I've met in the last year has been immense. F*cking retards, the lot of them. Cultural wasteland.

eowyn wrote:

Zat wrote:But don't the knees of most avian creatures bend 'the wrong way'? Certainly the case for emus and ostriches.

No, they don't, what most people think is a bird's knee is actually the equivalent of a human ankle.

I stand corrected. Regardless of what my knees are actually doing.

Your knees bend the other way? Do you have "Australia's Got Talent"? You could make a fortune if you do,

eowyn wrote:Your knees bend the other way?

I don't think I said what my knees may or may not do.