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Post by Red on Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:32

http://www.timeslive.co.za/sport/cricket/article735902.ece/Maidens-over-and-over

Whatever else has happened in my life, I can say one thing for sure: I have had a huge amount of fun in my cricket career. Three things have undoubtedly contributed to this: 1) I'm a friendly and outgoing guy who's comfortable in anyone's company; 2) I have the gift of the gab, which I get from my dad, and clearly women love it. My open demeanour often comes across as flirting, but that's just the way I am. I guess you could say I am charming and, as I said, chicks dig it; 3) And this is the double-edged sword - I like to drink, and alcohol has only exacerbated points 1 and 2. It has lubricated some of the best evenings of my life, but it also nearly ended my international career in 2008.As far as women are concerned, the Proteas' tour to Australia from December 1997 to January 1998 was like going shopping. From the day we set foot there, women were falling into our laps virtually every night. Australian women, I can tell you, are not afraid to speak their minds and make it crystal-clear what they're after. Especially, as we found out, if you're an international sportsman. There's none of this, "Am I reading the signals correctly here?" crap. Nope, the message is hand-delivered to you in capital letters. Most of the time we didn't have to go and look for girls They came hunting, often in packs, and if they liked what they saw, you were in for the ride of your life. Fascinating social behaviour. They should study it ... make a documentary on the Discovery channel. I'd watch it.

It certainly was one helluva trip. But that's Australian women for you. They were just always up for it. I remember a South African bowler coming back from the first World Cup this country ever played in 1992 and telling me the guys had had an absolute bladdy whale of a time with the Aussie women.

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by skully on Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:44

Any inside info, Red?

Just foolin'. groucho

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by lardbucket on Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:06

the inside info is in the signature

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Zat on Sun 31 Oct 2010, 09:26

And in a startling development, Gibbs is set to sign up to play Rugby League next season with Cronulla and Canterbury fighting for his signature.

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by JKLever on Sun 31 Oct 2010, 12:04

So Aussie women are easy and have low standards?

Can you vouch for this Reddikins?

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Henry on Sun 31 Oct 2010, 12:13

Dear old Herschelle could have been a truly great batsman if his priorities weren't drinking booze, taking drugs, and shagging women.

Having said that, it didn't hold Botham back......

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Fred Nerk on Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:12

The vital difference between Herschelle the Housebrick and Botham is that Ian was/is only as thick as one short plank....

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Bradman on Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:18

Bragging is such poor form. Anyway we know where the money came from to fund the lifestyle.

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Red on Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:18

http://www.hindustantimes.com/SA-duck-Gibbs-throws-book-on-team-s-sex-orgies/Article1-620635.aspx

Gibbs also has a go at the team for their divisions, much to their chagrin.

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by skully on Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:53

Is that you in the pic, Red? Serious Q.

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Red on Mon 01 Nov 2010, 01:12

skully wrote:Is that you in the pic, Red? Serious Q.


Yes, just to annoy everyone! Smile

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by JGK on Mon 01 Nov 2010, 01:33

[RD] No wonder I can't find any chicks, the stoopid Saffies are hogging them all [/RD]

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Red on Mon 01 Nov 2010, 01:55

http://www.sport24.co.za/Cricket/Proteas/Gibbs-gets-To-the-Point-20101101

Excerpt from Herschelle's book.

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Henry on Mon 01 Nov 2010, 08:25

Gibbs' book really is a wet dream for you, isn't it Red.

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Re: Gibbs: Aussie girls are up for it!

Post by Zat on Mon 01 Nov 2010, 10:12

Red wrote:
skully wrote:Is that you in the pic, Red? Serious Q.


Yes, just to annoy everyone! Smile

So Red's really a black man...

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