Bernie Winters' Son New Leader of the Brothers

Thanks to a crooked system of multiple votes and union ballots. Only person that will be disturbing DC's sleep in the next five years will be Florence:

David Miliband - a man whose future is behind him.

Yes, very sad - condemned to play Schnorbitz (that's the dog, btw). I feel the tears trickling down my trouser legs.

Or the cholostomy bag is farked!

The ticker tape on BBC News 24 is reporting that 'Labour sources' are saying that David M will be made Shadow Chancellor rather than Ed Balls which, if true, means that blood is thicker than second preferences. Balls will presumably then have to play second fiddle as Shadow Business Secretary outdoing Vince Cable in anti-capitalist rhetoric much to his chagrin causing Whelan to brief the media on his behalf. (We will have to wait until the Shadow Cabinet is elected the week after next though to find out).

The unions will be unhappy if both Milibands stick to the pre-election pledge of cutting the deficit in half within 4 years and a broad agenda of public sector reform. Seems as if we're in for change you can't believe in and tears before bedtime. Ho hum.

Basil wrote:Or the cholostomy bag is farked!

It's the pre-cum from watching too much Disney Channel . . .

At least I don't sell it as goats' cheese.

Just shows you're a dodgy old pervert, not an entrepreneur . . . .

Depends on what the goats' cheese tastes like...